A Visit to the Doctor

30 Jan

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and
are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted at least 20 times since
I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they
didn’t smell and are silent”.

The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next

The next week the lady goes back, “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what
the hell you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, they stink
terribly.” “Good”, the doctor said. “Now that we’ve cleared up your
Sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”

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Posted by on January 30, 2007 in Humour


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