Recently Newton, the father of physics, made a visit to earth to watch a
movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was
convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of
junk and apologised for everything he had done. In the movie of
Vijaykanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
a few scenes:
1) Vijayakanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth
is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his
ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live
2) In one of the movies, Vijaykanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Vijaykanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he
does……. He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster
&>shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the gangster in the middle….
3) Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijaykanth has a revolver but he got
no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang… And the gangster dies….
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics.
The whole movies goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t
changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Vijaykanth gets to
know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high
that Vijayakanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our heroes normally do. Vijaykanth has to desparately kill
the villian because it is the climax. Vijayakanth suddenly pulls two guns
from his pocket (probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when
the gun reaches the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the
first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the
villian is dead. Newton faints!!!