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Rooney, Christiano Ronaldo & The Queen of England

30 Jan

Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she
spied a man in the water off the port bow – clearly being menaced by a
very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Cristiano
Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20
foot shark!

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor
man, but she knew the yacht’s top speed would never get them there in
time
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white
England shirts sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and
fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two
reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs,
beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat
along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they
heard frantic calling …….

It was the Queen calling them to the ya
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and
said to Beckham, Rooney and Gerrard (for it was they)

“I will give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the
England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup, but I see that my
England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for
sportsmanship to other countries.”

She knighted them there and then, and proceeded to sail away
As she departed Rooney asked the others, “Who was that?!”

“That,” Beckham answered, “was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth
and knows everything an all that about our country.”

“Well,” Rooney replied, “she definitely knows S*it-all about shark
fishing.

How’s the bait holding up?”

 
1 Comment

Posted by on January 30, 2007 in Humour

 

One response to “Rooney, Christiano Ronaldo & The Queen of England

  1. House Cleaning Zone

    October 10, 2007 at 3:43 am

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