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Samy and his old boss Mahathir

02 Apr

General Musharaf, Samy Vellu, Mahathir and Gloria
Arroyo are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it
gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Arroyo and Musharraf are sitting there
looking perplexed.   Samy Vellu is bent over holding his face, which is
red from an apparent  slap.   All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.
Musharraf is thinking:  “These Malaysians are all crazy after
Arroyo. Samy must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she
slapped him.”
Arroyo is thinking: “Samy must have moved to kiss
me, and kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped.”

Samy is thinking: “Damn it, Musharaf must have
tried to kiss Arroyo, she thought it was me and slapped me.”
Mahathir is simply thinking: “If this train goes
through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Samy again.”

 
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Posted by on April 2, 2007 in Humour

 

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