Smart answers to dumb questions…

18 May

Interviewer : what is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?

Muthu : …..EVERY YEAR

Manager asked Muthu at an interview : Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replyed : -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London a lady asked me, Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu: Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: No sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Muthu writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.

Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it’s one
leg and said WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.

Then he cut it’s second leg and said the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same.

At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walk.

Suddenly Muthu said loudly, “I found it. If we cut a cockroach’s
four legs, it becomes deaf!”
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote “PRESS” and He did it…….!!!

When Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board “WASH BASIN”

Interviewer : Just imagine you’re in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

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Posted by on May 18, 2007 in Humour


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