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There’s more to OHM’s Law…

24 Jun

There are more than Ohm’s Law

Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


Cannon’s Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


O’brien ‘s Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


Bell’s Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Willoughby’s Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.


Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


Breda’s Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Owen’s Law:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Howden’s Law:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you’re near the mailbox.


Pakkianathan’s Theory:
When you start drinking in a pub with your friends, your wife will call you on the handphone.


The Office Email Theory:
The moment you open an email attachment with funny or adult pictures, your boss walks into your cubicle.

and I am adding itsme to my blogroll.

 
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Posted by on June 24, 2007 in Humour

 

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