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Finally….. one up for the blonde

31 Jul

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA
To NY.

The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde, who is tired, politely declines and rolls over to the
Window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer,
You pay me $5.00, and vise versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you
Pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end
To this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth
To the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
$5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

“Okay, ” the lawyer continues. “Your turn.”

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes
Down with four legs?”

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references but he can’t find an answer.

He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the
Library of Congress, but he still has no answer.

Frustrated, he e-mails all his friends and coworkers, which turns out
To be to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$5.00, and goes back to sleep.

 
1 Comment

Posted by on July 31, 2007 in Humour

 

One response to “Finally….. one up for the blonde

  1. Silhoute

    August 3, 2007 at 9:36 pm

    Nice one🙂. I will use that joke to liven up the next party I go to. Hopefully none of my friends has read it. keep em coming bro. I love it.

     

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