C.T. Scans

07 Aug

Contribution from Mr Bojangles

A man brought his motionless dog, which seemed to be dead, to a vet just to make sure.
The vet placed the dog on the examination table and brought in a live cat which he used to circle above the dog’s head a few times. Of course the cat meowed loudly but the dog did not stir. “I’m sorry, but your dog is dead”, he told the owner.
The vet then wrote out a bill for $450. “What!” protested the man. “$450 for an examination that took less than 5 minutes?”
“Well”, said the vet, “$50 is for consultation and $400 is the cost of the CAT scan”.

1 Comment

Posted by on August 7, 2007 in Humour


One response to “C.T. Scans

  1. Silhoute

    August 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Another way of ripping off people’s money. In this care we can only be ripped off once and choose not to comeback another time unless our own foolishness make us di it again.
    How could we avoid people ripping off the country’s wealth forever?


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