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What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither logical nor legal?

07 Sep

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student : “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor : “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student : “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you  can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam. ”

Professor : “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student : “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.

Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.

The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”

 
2 Comments

Posted by on September 7, 2007 in Humour

 

2 responses to “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither logical nor legal?

  1. Silhoute

    September 14, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    Hahahahaha Ashraf this one is classic!

     
  2. Mr Bojangles

    September 17, 2007 at 11:49 am

    This should strike a familiar chord with all motivation experts, confidence builders, turnaround specialists….

    What is a positive attitude??

    Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
    Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
    Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
    Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
    Next – Father approaches Bill Gates.
    Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
    Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
    Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
    Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
    Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
    Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
    President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
    Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
    President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

    This is how business is done!!

    Moral: Even If you have Nothing, you can get Anything. If your ATTITUDE is POSITIVE.

     

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