Just after giving birth to her second child, the mother looked at the doctor for confirmation that everything was OK.
The doctor paused and said, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”
“Oh my god!” screamed the mother, “What’s wrong?”
“Well,” said the doctor, is nothing we can’t handle. It seems your baby is a little different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”
“What’s that?” asked the mother.
“It means that your baby has the… er… features of both a male and a female.”
“Oh god!” the mother gasped, “you mean it has a penis and a brain?”