Hermaphrodite as defined by a woman…

05 Oct

Just after giving birth to her second child, the mother looked at the doctor for confirmation that everything was OK.

The doctor paused and said, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”

“Oh my god!” screamed the mother, “What’s wrong?”

“Well,” said the doctor, is nothing we can’t handle. It seems your baby is a little different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”

“What’s that?” asked the mother.

“It means that your baby has the… er… features of both a male and a female.”

“Oh god!” the mother gasped, “you mean it has a penis and a brain?”


Posted by on October 5, 2007 in Humour


2 responses to “Hermaphrodite as defined by a woman…

  1. Silhoute

    October 5, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    heheheheh, the common garden snail is the commonest form of a hermaphrodite. It can even inseminate itself. So who needs a sex partner?

  2. monsterball

    October 16, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    That’s a good one!
    The penis is a useless organ without the brain directing it what to do.
    Peeing is natural…but for other purposes in life…the penis have actually been a man’s most dangerous piece of organ….if not under control and properly educated and guided to perform whenever necessary.
    I sometimes suspect we pray alot due to misusing the penis…or lack or knowledge how to use it smartly.
    With other animals…a penis is so straight forward…peeing and making babies.
    With humans….due to the fact we are the most cunning animal on earth..the penis have been directed to do so many other functions that I think God himself is lost with on Earth…we are so damn cunning and smart.


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